WHY DON'T YOU HAVE AN AVATAR?
To drive you nuts.

WHAT'S THE ODDEST QUESTION A FAN HAS EVER ASKED YOU?
Sure it had something to do with an avatar.

IF ELLIS IS THE HEMMINGWAY OF COMICS, WHICH WRITER WOULD YOU COMPARE YOURSELF TO?
If Ellis is Hemingway then... shit, I blanked :)

WHAT WOULD DR. LAURA THINK OF YOU SHACKING UP PETER & GWEN?
Who cares, she's a cunt.

THOUGHTS ON CLEVELAND?
[...]no I do not miss Cleveland. Get out of there now!! The people are great, the culture is disasterous. I miss none of the city, but some of the people.

WITHOUT LOOKING IT UP, DO YOU KNOW WHO ELI WHITNEY WAS?
The Golden Age Daredevil? :D

WITH 'TAINT PUNCHING' BECOMING AS POPULAR AS IT IS ON THE BOARD, WILL IT WORK ITS WAY IN AS A REFERENCE IN POWERS?
I know a good thing when I see it. I just copyrighted and trademarked it.

WHEN PEOPLE SAY, "I'M A BENDIS WHORE" DO YOU EVER FEEL DIRTY?
I pretty much feel dirty all day anyhow.

WHO HERE HAS THE MOST RIDICULOUS NICKNAME?
Oh, who could choose :D

LET'S SAY YOU'RE AT A BAR, AND I'M AT A BAR, AND THAT YOU'RE HOMOSEXUAL, AND THAT I'M.. AT A BAR. AND LET'S SAY I SLIPPED A MICKEY INTO YOUR WINE SPRITZER AND THEN TIED YOU TO THE BACK OF MY MOPED AND TOOK YOU TO DISNEYWORLD. LET'S THEN SAY THAT WE HAD A WONDERFUL AFTERNOON, AND WENT ON SPACE MOUNTAIN THREE TIMES EACH, AND THEN EACH HAD A HOT DOG AND A ROOTBEER FLOAT. AFTER THAT WE HEADED TO EPCOT AND REALLY APPRECIATED HOW SOME CULTURES HAVE LOG RIDES AND SOME DON'T. THEN WE HEADED OVER TO THE IT'S A SMALL WORLD AND PUNCHED AN ESKIMO. LET'S SAY AFTER THAT I TOOK YOU HOME. AND THEN THAT YOU WERE ALL LIKE "MAN, LET'S GO ROB A 7-11" AND SO WE WENT AND ROBBED AN OLIVE GARDEN, CAUSE IT WAS CLOSER AND THEY'VE GOT TASTY BREADSTICKS. THEN THE COPS CAUGHT UP WITH US AND WERE ALL LIKE "DID YOU ROB THE OLIVE GARDEN?" AND WE TOLD THEM WE DID, AND THEN WE OFFERED THEM SOME CHICKEN PARMESAN THAT WE ALSO STOLE AND THEY WERE TOTALLY COOL WITH IT. AFTER THAN WE WENT TO ONE OF THE COPS COUSINS PLACE AND PLAYED TETRIS, CAUSE TETRIS IS ALWAYS FUN AND COPS ARE VERY BAD AT IT. THEN LET'S SAY I WAS DROPPING YOU OFF BACK AT HOME. MY QUESTION IS, WOULD IT BE AWKWARD TO GO IN FOR A KISS? I MEAN I'M PRETTY SURE WE'VE BOTH HAD A REALLY FUN DAY BUT I DON'T WANT TO COME OFF AS TOO AGGRESSIVE. I REALLY AM STRAIGHT. JUST WONDERING HOW GAY YOU'D GET FOR ME B. PEACE OUT LOVER.
.. THIS IS:
A) THE BEST QUESITON IN THIS WHOLE THREAD
B) MY IDEA OF THE PERFECT DATE
c) The reason I have moved.

CAN I BORROW $10? I DON'T HAVE MONEY FOR LUNCH...BLEW IT ALL ON COMICS.
Depends on what comics you bought :)

SINCE YOU ONLY REALLY POST AT NIGHT AND ARE KINDA PASTY I HAVE A QUESTION. ARE YOU A VAMPIRE, OR A REASONABLE FACSIMILE THEREOF?
Dude. I am tan as shit. I am outside all day.

WHAT'S THE LAMEST AND MOST TRANSPARENT ATTEMPT ANYONE HAS MADE TO GET INTO THE LETTER COLUMN?
Congrats!! :D

IF YOU, QUESADA, MILLAR, ELLIS, OEMING, MALEEV, AND BAGLEY WENT INTO A BATTLE ROYALE, WHO WOULD WIN?
Oeming. You see those wrestling pics? :D

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WORD?
WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE WORD?
IN ALL THIS WORLD, AND ALL THAT IS IN IT.. WHAT TURNS YOU ON?
WHAT TURNS YOU OFF?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CURSE WORD?
WHAT SOUND OR NOISE DO YOU LOVE?
WHAT SOUND OR NOISE DO YOU HATE?
WHAT PROFESSION, OTHER THAN YOUR OWN, WOULD YOU LIKE TO ATTEMPT?
WHAT PROFESSION WOULD YOU NOT LIKE TO PARTICIPATE IN?
IF HEAVEN EXISTS, WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR GOD SAY WHEN YOU ARRIVE AT THE PEARLY GATES?
WHY did no one think of this sooner? Brilliant! And yet not :D

YOU KNOW THAT SENSATION YOU GET WHEN YOU'RE AT OLIVE GARDEN, EATING THEIR TASTY BREADSTICKS, DIPPING THEM IN THEIR DELICIOUS ALFREDO DIPPING SAUCE? YOU KNOW HOW YOUR BODY GOES NUMB, YOU GET WEAK IN THE KNEES, AND YOU GET A FEELING OF COMPLETE AND UTTER BLISS FROM HEAD TO TOE? THAT IS THE FEELING I GET WHEN I READ ONE OF YOUR COMICS. THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME THE ASSURANCE THAT WHENEVER I WANT THIS WONDERFUL, OLIVE GARDEN BREADSTICK GOODNESS, ALL I HAVE TO DO IS PICK UP A BENDIS COMIC BOOK.
Fuck Olive Garden.

HAS CALISTA FOUND OUT WHAT A CLITORIS IS YET?
Have you? :D

DOES MATT MURDOCK SIT DOWN WHEN HE'S PEEING OR IS HE STANDING?
He pees with ninja accuracy.

DOES YOUR MOTHER READ YOUR COMICS?
Yes, she's not thrilled about the language.

DID THE GIRLS THINK YOU WERE HOT IN HIGH SCHOOL?
They thought I was funny -- which is just as good. Trust me. :D

HAVE YOU EVER GRACED BY FAIR COUNTRY WITH YOUR PRESENCE?
Go back to being Pink Hulk.

16 CANDLES ON ONE CHANNEL, PRETTY IN PINK ON ANOTHER. WHICH SHOULD I WATCH?
Put on a dress and go read a book.

WHAT'S THE BEST PART OF YOUR JOB?
Talking to you.

WHAT'S GOING THROUGH YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU WRITE THE FOLLOWING?
POWERS - GIRL GETTING SPRAYED IN THE FACE.
POWERS - A BODY JUST IN PIECES ALL OVER THE ROOM.
POWERS - MONKEY FUCKING.
ALIAS - TALKING OF THROBBING THINGS & YOUR CHARACTERS TOUCHING THEMSELVES?
Let's just say it's very good that I have a creative outlet :D

WHAT ARE THE QUESTIONS YOU THINK PEOPLE SHOULD ASK YOU, BUT NO ONE HAS DONE SO YET?
What I am wearing.

WHO LOOKS BETTER? ME (CRAIG), OEMING, OR MACK?
We all live in the shadow of Mack's cheekbones.

IF YOU HAD AN ATTACHE CASE AND 100 UNTRACEABLE BULLETS, WHO WOULD YOU WHACK?
The aliens in Halo.